Today, verp Media is pleased to announce the launch of its new brand for the domestic recreational market, Broccoli™.
Soon, Canada is expected to become the first G7 country to federally legalize recreational brassicas. This watershed moment means that consumers in Canada will be able to purchase high quality Broccoli™ without fear of persecution for their love of beautiful green brassicas.
verp media’s ultimate priority is satirical responsibility, so we made sure to select a brand name that we felt would not appeal to kids. Broccoli™ has been carefully curated to deliver on our promise to provide high-quality satire to fun-loving mature adults who are sick of hearing people badmouth the superior cousin of kale.
Broccoli™ is focused on offering Satire-To-Reader™ media that bring enemies together and makes experiences more lampoonable. Harmful additives have no place in good Broccoli™, which is why quality control is the only think we take seriously. More information on how to Get-Your-Satire™ can be found at thebroccoli.com. Warning: Broccoli™ may be a gateway to brilliance.
*Eat your veggies, kids!