Activists upset that new government education program doesn’t teach kids to smoke weed every day

Social media was atwitter this week with complaints that a new government program discouraging youth from using cannabis is more “Prohibition 2.0”.

Recently, the government of Canada announced a program aiming to encourage youth to lead active lifestyles and not consume cannabis.

Through participation at creative, physical and digital stations at the exhibit, young Canadians will be encouraged to make healthy lifestyle choices and pursue their passions, such as physical activities, music or creative arts, rather than using cannabis,” says one press release.

This troubled activists online who think cannabis has absolutely no downsides and the government should be encouraging teenagers to smoke weed every day.

“I use cannabis all the time, and it helps me be creative,” said one twitter user. “This is more government propaganda. Everyone knows legalization means weed is infallible.”

“This is more nanny state bullshit. Where’s the government program to teach kids how to responsibly roll a blunt and pass it to the left?”

“Prohibition 2.0!!!!!” Screeched one other well known twitter activist. “Why isn’t the government encouraging kids to learn how to roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale? It could cure their cancer!”

A protest has been planned for Parliament Hill later this summer where super hip parents will smoke up with their teenage kids.

“As a pretty cool mother, I find it deeply offensive that the government has put together a program that dares to suggest kids should find active, creative pursuits rather than smoking weed,” said one woman smoking a blunt with her 14 year old son.

“This is more nanny state bullshit. Where’s the government program to teach kids how to responsibly roll a blunt and pass it to the left?”

*this satirical article was written without the use of mind altering drugs. Well, except some coffee.

1 Comment

  1. Dianna L Donnelly

    The darling in this pic is Brave Mykayla Comstock, now in complete remission from Leukemia. I saw her once at an expo and she radiated life, still does! Mykayla never smoked Cannabis but instead took it in concentrated oil and many edibles.

    Cannabis & Cancer …. something to keep your eyes on!

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