StratCann releases 100 year stockholder pledge

At StratCann, we believe in building a long lasting corporate culture that seeks to raise the bar on what shareholders expect from a pump and dump. While some companies believe in empty-but-flashy press releases or actual product development, at StratCann we see ourselves and our shareholders like a family.

And like any good family, we believe in sticking by each other through thick and thin. Through boom and bust. Through pump AND dump.

That’s why as of today we are asking all our shareholders to sign this 100 year pledge to hold or increase your holdings in StratCann Inc, so that our founders can find a good exit point while you hold our bags.

This form will accept pledges until May 21st, 2018 and anyone who sticks with their pledge until the end will be invited to a party thrown by StratCann at the Lift Expo 2118 at an undisclosed location. All you’ll have to do is get there, StratCann will be taking care of the rest. Be there or be square!

We will absolutely sell your personal information to anyone with a good offer, so make sure you include your phone number, social media handles and passwords, home address, credit card numbers, etc.

Pledges could be subject to verification before being accepted, and we may ask to see proof that no shares were sold for the 100 years via a brokerage account statement. This will be required to get on the guest list for the event to be held in May 2118. .

*Please make sure to submit accurate information so that we can follow-up about the party we have planned at the end of this satirical 100 year pledge.


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