Pot TV finds a new home at Alex Jones’ InfoWars

Marc Emery announced today that he will be selling the ground-breaking blockbuster Cannabis Culture owned online youtube video network, Pot TV, to Alex Jones’ InfoWars.

In an announcement via twitter from his current location-in-exile in Serbia, Canada’s Prince of Pot, the esteemed forefather of legalization, stated he was excited by the opportunity to expand Pot TV’s audience to the enormously popular InfoWars family.

“We have so much in common with the brave information warriors at InfoWars and the Alex Jones Show,” stated Emery in a press release. “This will help us spread our message to a much wider audience. People around the world must know that Trudeau’s Fake Legalization is a globalist plot to steal our culture.”

Emery, a longtime Libertarian activist who often cites Ayn Rand as a guiding intellectual figure in his life, has spent the last few years trying to spread the word that cannabis legalization is a trick to steal the ‘cannabis culture’® away from lifelong weed-smokers and place it in the hands of the illuminati.

In a prepared statement Jones said he was proud to take the “widely varied and uniquely excellent” programming of Pot TV into his InfoWars family.

“Pot TV and Cannabis Culture understand the globalist agenda to make legalization a cash cow for the Soros/Clinton pizza cabal,” screamed Jones through a megaphone from a soap box on a street corner in downtown Austin. “We know that they are making the weed stronger to engage in mass mind control and feminization and I’m getting too old to keep up with all this shit, so with the help of the various hosts at Pot TV we will be able to expose the globalist Nazi Jew plot.”

“First they turned the frogs gay,” continued Jones, “and now they want to make uber-potent weed to turn all our young men gay. Canada is a testing ground for this dangerous corporate agenda with Monsanto and global corporations. I look forward to our partnership with these brave warriors, with these people willing to smoke that much weed.”

“Marc Emery was warning us of the dangers of jackbooted feminazis years ago and it’s obvious he and his brand deserve a home here at InfoWars,” Jones yelled.

“First they turned the frogs gay,” continued Jones, “and now they want to make uber-potent weed to turn all our young men gay. Canada is a testing ground for this dangerous corporate agenda with Monsanto and global corporations. I look forward to our partnership with these brave warriors, with these people willing to smoke that much weed.”

Pot TV is expected to begin airing on InfoWars on April 20th of this year. The first episode is expected to be 5 hours of Jeremiah and Craig X getting high and coughing while talking about getting high and coughing.

*This story is as fabricated as Alex Jones’ reporting on Sandy Hook

3 comments

  1. Really funny stuff guys

    “The first episode is expected to be 5 hours of Jeremiah and Craig X getting high and coughing while talking about getting high and coughing.”

    OMFG I died laughing at this.

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