VERP EXCLUSIVE: Chuck Rifici behind nefarious plot

Verp has recently uncovered a massive conspiracy implicating the Liberal government of Canada, several cannabis producers, the Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the World Bank, and the Sicilian Mafia.

At the top of this pyramid of lies is Chuck Rifici, co-founder of Tweed and Wheaton Income Corp’s chief executive.

Rifici was the former glorified volunteer bookkeeper for the Liberal Party of Canada as their CFO at a time when the party was clinging to third place status and the Conservative Harper Government had recently passed the then-new Marihuana for Medical Purposes Regulations (MMPR), licensing commercial cannabis producers.

Newly uncovered documents from verp show that Chuck Rifici had access to top secret public records as early as 2012 showing that Harper’s Conservative government was looking at creating a licensed producer system for the production of cannabis for medical purposes. According to our documents, Rifici then took this publicly available information and used it to start Tweed Inc in Smiths Falls, Ontario.

Through his influence as an unpaid accountant for the Liberal Party of Canada, Chuck Rifici was able to gain direct access to knowledge about the Conservative Harper Government’s plan to create a robust regulated commercial cannabis production system in Canada, which was then public knowledge to anyone with an elite insider understanding of how to read stuff on the internet.

Some speculate that Rifici likely used his connections with the illuminati to force the otherwise anti-weed Harper government to create the licensed producer system that is now a massive, multi billion dollar industry, with investments from members of numerous political parties, like John Baird, Canada’s former Minister of Foreign Affairs in the Harper cabinet, who heavily invested in Supreme Cannabis, as well as others who chose to take advantage of legal offshore firms in the Cayman Islands for the purposes of anonymity and tax-avoidance.

Others speculate that the corrupt Liberal government used their influence in 2012 as the party with 35 out of 309 seats in Parliament to force the then Conservative majority to enact legislation that would enrich their cronies as the cannabis industry matured.

What is certain is that Chuck Rifici has been masterminding every level of this conspiracy the whole time. At a secret Illuminati meeting in Kelowna, British Columbia in 2014, Rifici reportedly summoned ancient demons from the netherworld to arrange a bargain to go back in time to 2013 so he could compel Trudeau to promise to legalize and regulate cannabis to ‘keep it out of the hands of kids,’ knowing full well that soon Canada would become a global marijuana powerhouse after the Liberals unexpectedly seized power in 2015.

The advantages afforded to insider Liberal cronies like Rifici are as clear as the noon sun above the flat-earth, and as plain as the chemtrails that now poison our skies with mind-control drugs. Only the black (gray? beige?) market can save us now.

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11 comments

  1. Eric Reply

    Haha very funny making fun of the legitimate concerns of activists in Canada. Chuck Rafiki is just another big government liberal crony who got rich arresting Canadians and now he wants to get rich selling the products he used to demonize all while the true activists like Jodie Emery are locked in prison for actually forcing the government to legalize in the first place! This is why Canadians are increasingly supporting Trump, because this neo Liberal virtue signalling nanny state fake ‘legalization’ is corrupt to the core!

    • lolwut Reply

      ”This is why Canadians are increasingly supporting Trump, because this neo Liberal virtue signalling nanny state fake ‘legalization’ is corrupt to the core!”

      Oh. I see.

  2. Bob Reply

    LPs are doomed!

    Poor quality – 20 PESTICIDES SPRAYED ON DRIED CANNABIS

    Gamma irradiation burns all terpines

    3% THC capped vegetable oil

    Canadians know better, and it’s called BC BUD

    • Grow Your Own Reply

      Wow I read you post and I thought it was mine, 100% truth, and my name is bob too.

    • Breeder Sam Reply

      It is SHAMEFUL that the LPees use pesticides. It’s because they CAN’T GROW.

      All I use on my plants are safe, organic neem oil pyrethrins, which are a safe, NATURAL flower compound used in organic gardening Not like the INSECTICIDAL soap the LPs slather on their plants.

    • Albert Reply

      You sound like another member of Organized Crime, Grow Your Own. How much do the Hell’s Angels pay you to bash honest, tax paying corporations?

      • Loser patrol Reply

        how much do the LPs pay you to troll forums to stick up for them with lame arguments about hells angels who are probably more involved in lps then any street level sales

      • Grow Your Own Reply

        You know Nothing about this Topic, I am a License Medical Grower, I don’t sell nothing, and Consume what I grow, before you start labeling people criminals and Tax evaders including The H.A. you should look at the fat wallet CEO’s of this Big Cannabis Monopoly, because they are the ones that are tax evading, as well as money laundering Patients healthcare money into the pockets of American investors “ILLEGAL”

        They took advantage of offshore funds

        ABCANN GLOBAL

        Cayman Islands: $ 12.4 million
        Guernsey: $ 150,000

        AURORA CANNABIS

        Cayman Islands: $ 32.5 million
        Barbados: $ 202,500

        CANNTRUST HOLDINGS

        Cayman Islands: $ 2 million
        Bahamas: $ 549,000
        Switzerland: $ 110,000
        Belize: $ 50,000
        Channel Islands: $ 75,000

        SUPREME CANNABIS CORPORATION

        Switzerland: $ 100,000
        Belize: $ 100,000
        Bahamas: $ 130,000
        Cayman Islands: $ 10.5 million
        Guernsey: $ 366,000
        United Arab Emirates: $ 25,000

        CANNABIS WHEATON INCOME CORP

        Singapore: $ 10,000
        Cayman Islands: $ 20.5 million
        Switzerland: $ 20,000

        HYDROPOTHECARY

        Cayman Islands: $ 15 million
        United Arab Emirates: $ 700,000
        Bahamas: $ 751,500

        DELSHEN THERAPEUTICS (48 North)

        British Virgin Islands: $ 3 million
        Switzerland: $ 200,000

        CRONOS GROUP

        Singapore: $ 225,000

        NEWSTRIKE RESOURCES

        Bahamas: $ 47,500
        Singapore: $ 70,000
        Switzerland: $ 24,400

        EMBLEM CANNABIS CORP

        Panama: $ 200,000
        Switzerland: $ 188,650
        Bahamas: $ 308,550
        Cayman Islands: $ 8.3 million
        Dominica: $ 47,190
        Belize: $ 40,250
        British Virgin Islands: $ 21,275
        Isle of Man: $ 57,500
        Luxembourg: $ 69,000

        GOLDEN LEAF HOLDING

        Bahamas: $ 308,000
        Cayman Islands: $ 5.7 million

        INVICTUS ®

        Seychelles: $ 765,000
        Cayman Islands: $ 14.13 million
        Switzerland: $ 27,000
        Luxembourg: $ 78,750
        United Arab Emirates: $ 10,500

        MARICANN GROUP

        Cayman Islands: $ 9.76 million
        Bahamas: $ 50,000

        THE GREEN ORGANIC DUTCHMAN

        Singapore: $ 9900
        Hong Kong: $ 47,850
        Barbados: $ 99,825
        Bermuda: $ 115,500
        Cayman Islands: $ 553,000
        Monaco: $ 34,980
        United Arab Emirates: $ 24,750
        Dominica: $ 123,750
        Luxembourg: $ 23,098
        Switzerland: $ 50,000
        Curacao: $ 11,500
        Aruba: $ 5750
        Panama: $ 80,500
        Malta: $ 10,000
        British Virgin Islands: $ 10,000
        Belize: $ 75,000
        Marshall Islands: $ 10,000

        HARVEST ONE CANNABIS

        Cayman Islands: $ 4.37M
        Luxembourg: $ 600,000
        Belize: $ 99,750
        Bahamas: $ 225,000
        Hong Kong: $ 499,999

        WEEDMD

        Cayman Islands: $ 2.28 million
        Bahamas: $ 25,000

        DELTA 9 BIOTECH

        Belize: $ 22,000
        Cayman Islands: $ 25,000
        Singapore: $ 300,000

        DOJA CANNABIS

        Cayman Islands: $ 12.5 million
        Bahamas: $ 70,000

        INDIVA LIMITED

        Cayman Islands: $ 199,500

        FV PHARMA

        Panama: $ 50,000
        Malta: $ 50,000
        Hong Kong: $ 2 million
        Belize: $ 50,000
        Bahamas: $ 10,000

        SUNDIAL GROWERS

        Bermuda: $ 540,000

        TOTAL OFFSHORE FUNDS: $ 165.2 MILLION

        https://translate.google.com/translate?act=url&depth=1&hl=en&ie=UTF8&nv=1&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.ca&sl=auto&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=http://www.journaldequebec.com/2018/01/22/les-paradis-fiscaux-financent-les-firmes-de-pot-canadiennes

  3. Eric Hanson Reply

    The Liberal government lied. I will be voting Conservative next year because they support a free market not a Liberal Corny Nanny State.

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