Verp has recently uncovered a massive conspiracy implicating the Liberal government of Canada, several cannabis producers, the Illuminati, the Bilderbergers, the Council on Foreign Relations, the World Bank, and the Sicilian Mafia.
At the top of this pyramid of lies is Chuck Rifici, co-founder of Tweed and Wheaton Income Corp’s chief executive.
Rifici was the former glorified volunteer bookkeeper for the Liberal Party of Canada as their CFO at a time when the party was clinging to third place status and the Conservative Harper Government had recently passed the then-new Marihuana for Medical Purposes Regulations (MMPR), licensing commercial cannabis producers.
Newly uncovered documents from verp show that Chuck Rifici had access to top secret public records as early as 2012 showing that Harper’s Conservative government was looking at creating a licensed producer system for the production of cannabis for medical purposes. According to our documents, Rifici then took this publicly available information and used it to start Tweed Inc in Smiths Falls, Ontario.
Through his influence as an unpaid accountant for the Liberal Party of Canada, Chuck Rifici was able to gain direct access to knowledge about the Conservative Harper Government’s plan to create a robust regulated commercial cannabis production system in Canada, which was then public knowledge to anyone with an elite insider understanding of how to read stuff on the internet.
Some speculate that Rifici likely used his connections with the illuminati to force the otherwise anti-weed Harper government to create the licensed producer system that is now a massive, multi billion dollar industry, with investments from members of numerous political parties, like John Baird, Canada’s former Minister of Foreign Affairs in the Harper cabinet, who heavily invested in Supreme Cannabis, as well as others who chose to take advantage of legal offshore firms in the Cayman Islands for the purposes of anonymity and tax-avoidance.
Others speculate that the corrupt Liberal government used their influence in 2012 as the party with 35 out of 309 seats in Parliament to force the then Conservative majority to enact legislation that would enrich their cronies as the cannabis industry matured.
What is certain is that Chuck Rifici has been masterminding every level of this conspiracy the whole time. At a secret Illuminati meeting in Kelowna, British Columbia in 2014, Rifici reportedly summoned ancient demons from the netherworld to arrange a bargain to go back in time to 2013 so he could compel Trudeau to promise to legalize and regulate cannabis to ‘keep it out of the hands of kids,’ knowing full well that soon Canada would become a global marijuana powerhouse after the Liberals unexpectedly seized power in 2015.
The advantages afforded to insider Liberal cronies like Rifici are as clear as the noon sun above the flat-earth, and as plain as the chemtrails that now poison our skies with mind-control drugs. Only the black (gray? beige?) market can save us now.
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